Monthly Archives: January 2011

FEBRUARY IS “COLORFUL WOMEN” on SOCO MONTH

"hard times for the devil" 3.5 x 5.5" art pen + acrylic on Moleskine paper $175


JESSE SUBLETT’S “COLORFUL WOMEN” ART EXHIBIT, HELD OVER UNTIL MARCH 6 (Last night). Show features my “Colorful Women” pieces which debuted at Yard Dog in December. Also some special Valentine-themed pieces, plus psychedelic fish, supernatural birds, and some strange men, such as the Lunar Gigolo, Satanic Rabbit and of course, Moose Malloy. Prices range, for the very small pieces (3.5″ x 5.5″) at $125 up to $500 for the largest (48″ x 24″). By the way, these pieces make great Valentines gifts for the one you adore, or for dear old Mom, or the affection-substitute of your choosing.

“Things she does to make me crazy” 3.5 x 5.5” art pen on paper $300

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TOP TEN REASONS ALITO, SCALIA, THOMAS, TO BOYCOTT SOTU

Some of those men and women in the big black dresses who sit on the nation’s highest court are not going to attend President Obama’s second state of the union speech. Alito has definitely said he won’t. We also do not expect to see Roberts, Thomas & Scalia there, either. Here ten of the top reasons these four right wingers won’t go, hell no, to SOTU. (Please note, if you tweet about this, use the tag #SCOTU )

10. Scalia loaned his robe to the Wicked Witch.
9. Thomas will be home assisting his wife, Virginia, on her voice mail blasts.
8. Alito is still mad about that whoopee cushion incident last year.
7. Scalia is going quail hunting with Dick.
6. Sitting close to Elana Kagan reminds Thomas that Alito finds her to be “hot” and Thomas finds that disturbing.
5. Cheney called Scalia, he’s marooned at Dunkin Donuts and needs a jump start for his pacemaker.
4. Scalia would rather stay home and torture little bunnies.
3. Wal-Mart sold out of fart bombs.
2. They’re attending a kegger with Cheney.
1. So many hard right wingers in one place might cause a sinkhole and they’d end up in China, which owns their asses anyway.

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ROWDIEST GIG EVER? Musicians shot for quitting too soon.

Boy, I thought I had played in some bad places. I grew up in the hill country and I’ve had guns pulled on me more times than I can count, but I never got shot. Back in the late 70s and early 80s, I played in some rough places with my band, The Skunks. Because we knew so many garage rock songs and could play all night long, we often played in some blue collar bars and redneck dance halls. Sometimes we got threatened. Sometimes friends got mugged or whatever. Bottles and cans thrown at us. We always kept playing if a brawl broke up, my theory being that things would only get worse if we stopped. (Not sure where I got that idea, maybe after the fight in Conroe where one of the combatants got a beer bottle broken over his head but it didn’t phase him at all).

But anyway, the guys in the following story really had it much rougher, and seriously, there’s nothing funny about it, although it is a very well written post. Read the original here:

Musicians Refuse To Play Longer, Get Shot & Killed
posted by Kyle Bylin in Live & Touring

Despite how lovingly we like to talk about fans these days, let’s be honest, some of the time, especially at shows, they’re some of the most obnoxious, rude, and demanding people (read: assholes) you’ve ever met. You’re on stage, jamming with your friends, hoping that the free beer and pizza will be worth your Saturday night. And they’re talking on their cell phones, screaming things toward the stage, and getting drunk and maybe even bumping into your equipment. Reluctant, yet not wholly jaded, you announce that this will be your last song.

The audience boos and cheers in an attempt to get you to play a few extra covers. It’s Saturday night and they’re not done partying yet. You glance over at the sound-tech and he gives you the ‘thumbs up’ motion. OK, you’ll play a few more songs. They go well. And then you say that this song will really be the last song. Again, they boo and cheer, but to no avail. The set is over. In every bar across America, this story is played out thousands of times each weekend.

Well, sadly, if you gig in Mexico, this isn’t always what happens. Members of the band La Excelencia were playing a show in Guadalajara, Mexico. Once their set ended, four drunk men reportedly demanded that they play more songs after their set had ended. For awhile, they did. Around 4am last Monday morning, the group stopped playing. One of the men threw a grenade on stage. He threw a fucking grenade on the stage. People sprinted out of the bar. Amidst all the confusion, two of the band members were shot and killed. The shooters exited the scene.

No one saw the vehicle. Investigators have little to no information.

This is sad story. Why retell it? I’m not sure. There’s nothing funny about it. From time to time, we talk about gigging and the perils of touring. And I think, next time your gigging and the audience is being livid and you’re getting sick of their crap.

Maybe, just maybe, finish the set and eat your large pepperoni pizza and drink tall PBR with a smile. Because you know what? No one threw a grenade at the stage. You’re not dead. I’d say that’s something that anyone can be thankful for.

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DOGLET SAYS THANKS, GOOD-BY, WOOF

Me & Gangsta Dawg

This is an update on yesterday’s post. As you know, dogs and cats can smell and hear an entire universe of things that we humans cannot. For that reason, if you think you feel a message coming through the ether, it is The Doglet, a k a Frisky Sublett, barking thank you from animal heaven, for all your good wishes and prayers, not to mention all those doggie treats so many of you bestowed on him during our rounds about town. He scampered up to the place where all lovely creatures go this morning at about 8:55.

I have reposted yesterday’s message for those of you who missed it. Thanks again from Lois, Helen, Dashiell, myself and all the cats here at the Sublett house.

Yes, I can legitimately blame this little alien creature for reducing my average daily page count by 20 to 30 percent. But I sure hope he gets well, darn it.


The Doglet, a k a Frisky Sublett, a 12-year old yorkie, is seriously ill. Please send your good vibes. Prayers, Tibetan chants, psychic chew toys, also graciously accepted. After a rough long weekend of all-night vigils, he’s currently in the specialty hospital on chemo with a 50-50 chance that he’ll come home and for a few weeks, maybe a year, prevent me from getting any work done again, insisting on twice-a-day trips to Wendy’s for a burger patty and fries, or the equivalent (recent favorite: Jack In the Box tacos). You may have seen us together at Texas Coffee Traders, Jo’s on South Congress, the Snack Shop, Yard Dog, Yellow Rose (just kidding about that one to see if my wife Lois reads my blog!)… anyway, you’d know us anywhere. Just so you know, before the Doglet, I was exclusively a cat person. Now the cats miss him, too. Woof!

cheers,
J

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DOGLET IN THE SHOP

Yes, I can legitimately blame this little alien creature for reducing my average daily page count by 20 to 30 percent. But I sure hope he gets well, darn it.


The Doglet, a k a Frisky Sublett, a 12-year old yorkie, is seriously ill. Please send your good vibes. Prayers, Tibetan chants, psychic chew toys, also graciously accepted. After a rough long weekend of all-night vigils, he’s currently in the specialty hospital on chemo with a 50-50 chance that he’ll come home and for a few weeks, maybe a year, prevent me from getting any work done again, insisting on twice-a-day trips to Wendy’s for a burger patty and fries, or the equivalent (recent favorite: Jack In the Box tacos). You may have seen us together at Texas Coffee Traders, Jo’s on South Congress, the Snack Shop, Yard Dog, Yellow Rose (just kidding about that one to see if my wife Lois reads my blog!)… anyway, you’d know us anywhere. Just so you know, before the Doglet, I was exclusively a cat person. Now the cats miss him, too. Woof!

cheers,
J

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GOBS OF FAT CLOG SHIP CHANNEL/GOP TAKES OVER CONGRESS: COINCIDENCE? I DON’T THINK SO

UDATE: see gross photos of the floating fat & culprits on HuffPost, such as this one below.

GOP replacement for polar ice caps?

This is so strange. Giant hunks of fat blocking the Houston Ship Channel, and it so happens that Red McCombs is buying everybody barbecue for the inauguration party for Gov. Rick “Take us back to the Civil War, or earlier, if possible” Perry…. There’s GOT to be a connection. I’m not saying the zillionaire car dealer from San Antonio had a herd of cows butchered and they threw the yucky parts into the Brazos River. On the other hand, Perry, Cheney and Bush’s good pals in the oil biz, like BP, drill for oil in the deep waters off our coast and let a few billion gallons spew into the environment and then their pal Joe Barton apologizes to BP because we asked them to clean it up and promise not to do it again. Well, it’s just synchronicity, right? The original story about the fat in the ship channel was posted on the Statesman site, quoted below. The Red McCombs barbecued bull story is here, in case you care. Maybe it’s synchronicity: The oil industry & Wall Street funded Tea Party and far right wing take over Congress, next thing you know, ice bergs disappear and are replaced by rogue islands of lard. Many of their supporters will never know the difference. Who cares about global warming when you have all the blubber you can eat? Maybe there will be symmetry: GOP rednecks gobble up a bunch of beef, the fat clogs their arteries, and maybe they will die off in a few years so we can try to save the planet and roll back the reactionary tide a bit. It could happen.

Fat. This is what passes for brains in the modern GOP.

HOUSTON

Floating fat closes Ship Channel

Workers with the U.S. Coast Guard and the Texas General Land Office used pitchforks Wednesday to pierce and remove chunks of beef fat clogging the Houston Ship Channel, shutting down nearly a mile of one of the nation’s busiest marine arteries.

No ship traffic was delayed because the spill was at the end of the waterway, Coast 
Guard spokesman Richard Brahm said.

About 15,000 gallons of animal fat poured into the channel through a storm drain Tuesday after an onshore storage tank owned by agricultural company Jacob Stern and Sons leaked.

The channel was expected to reopen Wednesday or early today.

The only good thing to come out of the BP oil spill catastrophe was the Joe Barton Would Like to Apologize site. Nice campaign poster for Joe Barton by Chris Piascik below. [see the original page from Chris' blog here]. Congressman Barton, who represents the Sixth District in Texas (where else?), is known to be the lapdog of Big Oil, the recipient of millions of dollars of campaign contributions from the oil industry, his former employer, and by the way, he is known to be one of the dumbest men on the planet. No surprise then, that he has promised to be a leader in repealing health care reform. Is that sick or what?

art by chrispiascik. See http://chrispiascik.com/about/

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Last Minute Gig: Whip-In Saturday 8 – 10 PM

photo by Mona Pitts

Saturday, Jan. 8, I’ll be playing at The Whip In 8 PM — 10 PM. The Whip – In is part of the heart & soul of South Austin. Come by & have an imported beer or wine or curry and hear a song or two. No cover.

photo by Todd Wolfson

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GOP FRONT-RUNNER for 2012 HAS BEDROCK APPEAL

Now as we head into 2011, it’s not too early to take a good look at the leading hard-right, Tea Party-approved, Christian fundamentalist, family values candidate who, so far, seems to be the best bet for the 2012 Presidential nomination.

Fred Flintstone. Think about it. PRESIDENT FLINTSTONE!!!

Fred Flintstone not only knew Jesus, but rode dinosaurs with Him. This guy can flat-out refute that communist-inspired, satanic theory of evolution, once and for all. He can put the kibosh on that silly global warming myth, too. Because how can you object to the continued reliance on fossil fuels when the president actually knows where they’re all buried!

Come to think of it, remember Fred Thompson? He talks an awful lot like Fred. Was he sort of a trial balloon for the Flintstone candidacy?

The REAL reason the dinosaurs became extinct. Jesus kicked their asses off the planet..

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