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November 2011

SURREALISM SURROUNDS US

Reality is here, staring you in the face, announcing its crazy dream. Yes, there is no way to interpret the 2012 GOP candidates as anything but contemporary dadaists. “Clown Car” is fabulous, but it only goes so far, only touches the air just above the skin of the truth. Theirs …

Who said “RICK PERRY IS A WHITE TRASH SLACKER”

“He never had to really work for anything.” That’s what Rick Perry says of Barack Obama. Did he say, “The President of the USA is a lazy n-word”? No. But he wants you to think that. Just like he wanted to thrill the nuvo-Confederates by teasing about seceding from the …

REPLACE GOP DEBATES WITH PUMPKIN CANNON CONTEST

Would you rather hose out your cat litter box than watch another “I’m dumber and more Stone Age than you are” GOP debate? You’re not alone. How about midget wrestling? Pumpkin cannon contests? Now you’re talking. Right wing change, like farts after a frijole eating contest, is in the wind. …