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Who said “RICK PERRY IS A WHITE TRASH SLACKER”

“He never had to really work for anything.”

How do we know Rick Perry is spreading racist propaganda? His mouth is open.

That’s what Rick Perry says of Barack Obama. Did he say, “The President of the USA is a lazy n-word”? No. But he wants you to think that. Just like he wanted to thrill the nuvo-Confederates by teasing about seceding from the US, now that we have a black president.

I did not say that Rick Perry is a dumb, uneducated, brain-damaged, white trash slacker who couldn’t spell cat if you spotted him the first and last letter. No. I didn’t say he has no soul, can’t dance, can’t sing, has no empathy, no imagination, no future, because he’s white, dumb, ill-educated, unsophisticated and stupid and hateful. No, I didn’t say that.

But maybe he deserves a taste of his own medicine.

Here he goes, trying his little tricks. He’s a desperate man. Stay tuned for more moronic, last-ditch attempts to reshape America into his own Neanderthal image. The original link to the story is <a href="Here’s a story you should read. “>here.

Gov. Rick Perry on Wednesday night said President Barack Obama “grew up in a privileged way” and that America’s foreign policy reputation has suffered because of the president’s “mentality that he’s the smartest guy in the room.”
“It reveals to me that he grew up in a privileged way,” Perry said of Obama when asked by host FOX News host Sean Hannity to comment on the president’s recent comment that American business interests have been “lazy” in their approach to the global economy. “He never had to really work for anything.”

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Republican presidential candidate and Texas Gov. Rick Perry answers a question from the audience Wednesday at a town hall campaign stop in Nashua, N.H., before the airing of his appearance on FOX News with Sean Hannity.
“This president has never felt that angst that they have in their heart,” he added, referring to the nation’s 14 million unemployed. “And I think he’s always, when he has had problems, he’s always pointed to somebody else and said it’s their fault, not mine.”
Obama’s rise to the presidency was powered in part by his personal narrative as the son of a young white mother who was at times dependent on food stamps after her black husband deserted her. Obama later went on to become the first black president of the Harvard Law Review.
Perry, who grew up poor in rural Texas and frequently jokes about his poor college grades, added in his interview with Hannity that Obama’s perceived intellect has contributed to the decline of the United States in its relationships with other nations.
“His thinking that he’s the smartest guy in the room has hurt America around the world, particularly when it comes to foreign policy. And I think that mentality of ‘I’m the smartest guy in the room and therefore it couldn’t be my fault’ is really hurting America. And we need a president who has been through their ups and downs in life, and understands what it’s like to have to deal with the issues in our economy that we have today in America.”

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SADDAM + RICK No. 2: Gun Crazy Men Who Would Be Kings

Saddam Hussein + Rick Perry seem to share an egregious sense of taste in clothes, too!

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RELIGIOUS NUTS WITH GUNS

I’m just saying… look at the pictures side by side. Interesting, huh?

Rick Perry & Saddam Hussein... armed & deluded, power-mad... I'm just saying


And so he says God wants him to run for president? Of course, it could be God’s will that Perry runs and gives a more complete exposure to the full extent of ignorance, malevolence, racism, etc., of the right wing in this country. Whenever I see him speaking, he appears so spastic & transparent, I am astonished that he’s gotten this far in politics, but then again, I always had the same reaction to George W Bush. In any event, as bad as things are, I suspect the tide is still against him at this point. Plus, he joked about seceding from the Union. I would LOVE to have that come up in a presidential debate. It’s hard to imagine any kind of explanation that would not be completely laughable.

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ME & THE DEVIL BLUES, CON’T

In this post: GOP Debate recap (Proof at last: Rotting Corpses Bloat)… Jon Dee & Friend (yours truly) show June 19… Rick Perry is a dingbat…

Sun. June 19, 2011, 8 PM: Jon Dee Graham & Friend show, featuring Jesse Sublett, Continental Club Gallery (Upstairs), Austin. Jon Dee & I first started playing together in my band, the Skunks, in January 1979, replacing original guitarist Eddie Munoz.That adds up to 32 years that Jon Dee and I have been playing together, swapping songs, and most important, being friends. Over the past years, he’s become a real Austin icon and recognized around the world as a great musician, writer, and all around artist. That’s been a vicarious thrill for me, and I’m really looking forward to this gig.
These Sunday night shows are from 8-10 PM, cover $15, intimate setting, unique, only in Austin, only on South Congress Ave.

LAST NIGHT’S DEBATE BETWEEN GOP HOPEFULS proved one thing resoundingly (OK, maybe two or three…). First of all, you gotta hand it to New Gingrich. He proved the undeniable fact that rotting corpses bloat. Look at the guy! Dead man walking, blowing up, a big stupid fatso zombie… Nuff said. Also, all the GOP candidates braved proved that they know nothing about the economy. The economy is bad and too many people are out of work, so they propose more tax cuts and less regulation. Remember when doctors used to bleed patients to cure their ills? It’s kind of the same idea.

Rick Perry’s “THE RESPONSE” day of prayer & fasting on August 6 at Reliant stadium in Houston. Sponsored by American Families Association, or AFA, which is a hate group who has espoused all sorts of despicable views, say, for example, that homosexuals are to blame for the Holocaust. Why call it The Response? I think it’s kind of like “The Situation” on Jersey Shore, right? The event’s home page doesn’t say if they will actually be fasting, that is, no food or drink, for the whole day, or the week leading up to it, or if they will be serving hot dogs and nachos at the stadium. Hard to imagine a stadium actually opening its doors without the expectation of making a big profit on concessions. Maybe they’ll sell flagellation gear? Ash & sackcloth? Rick Perry wigs? Please, let us know. With any luck, Perry will make a trio of important announcements:

1. That he will run for president
2. That Texas will secede from the Union, which will allow him to declare himself Imperial Dingbat & Holy Emperor of the Republic of Texas (ROT); as well as President of the US, as long as God still likes him
3. The Rapture will follow immediately after his inauguration / coronation
4. His first act as president/emperor will be to enforce the DRILL BABY DRILL dictate, which will initiate drilling here, there, everywhere, including the lawn of the White House, the Grand Canyon & Yosemite, Disneyland & Disneyworld, Niagara Falls, Times Square and the middle of South Congress Avenue, between the Continental Club & San Jose Hotel

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PERRY: TEXAS MUST WIN RACE TO BOTTOM

Gov. Rick Perry, a leader for all seasons, but especially the Stone Age.

The Governor of Texas (at left) has spoken! Our state is not to compete for a federal education grant worth $700 million. The funding, which you can read about in this NYT story, is from the US Department of Education’s “Race to the Top” program, a $5 billion fund designed to improve education quality and results across the land. It is also part of the economic stimulus plan, which we already knew Rick Perry views as being the awful federal government’s iron boot heel on the neck of Texas (“Stop trying to help our economy or we’ll secede, dang it!”), a state that was once an independent republic. Well, let’s not forget that it was a terribly poor, weak, inefficient little republic, despite its size and the ego of a few of its white inhabitants. It was also very much pro-slavery. But I digress. Perry has thrown in the towel because he views this competition as yet another vile attempt by the feds at a takeover of the Texas education system, although why the fed would covet control of such a pathetically performing system, I have no idea. I think the true goal of the man who allowed the Governor’s Mansion to burn (Why waste tax dollars on security, for chissakes?), kind of like the way Perry’s predecessor who went on to the White House allowed 9/11 to occur, despite warnings, despite his colleagues pathetic attempts to revise history and blame it on his predecessors, or Obama… Is that he wants Texas to win the title of worst educated populace, along with his commitment to make us the most polluted state in the world, with the most toxic cities, rivers, air, water….least access to health insurance, most dangerous workplaces, most friendly to corporate malfeasance without fear of lawsuits or other repercussions, etc. Did I mention most stupid? Let the Race to the Bottom begin!

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